ARTHUR:
Lady, will you marry me?

LADY:
I thought you'd never ask.

GIRLS:
We are not yet wed
And we're nearly at the end
It is time that we
Went and found a friend
Is there someone who
Can help us in out quest?
We're already dressed
Although we're not yet wed.

MEN:
We are not yet dead
That s the best thing to be said
We are not yet dead
So we might as well get wed
Could it be much worse
Is marriage such a curse?
Might as well get married
'Cause we are not yet wed

HERBERT: (spoken)
So you see it s all a show, happy ending and all. And that just makes me want to sing
(sung)
When you re lost
On life s trail
And you feel doomed to fail
Do not fail
Find Your Male
Find Your Male
That s your Grail

LANCE:(spoken)
Just think Herbert, in a thousand years time this will still be controversial.

ROBIN:
And I too have found my grail.

ALL:(spoken)
What s that?

ROBIN:(spoken)
Musical Theatre!

(sung)
You can sing
You can dance
And you won t soil your pants
In your white tie and tail
Find your Grail
Find your Grail

CHORUS:
Hallelujah a Broadway wedding!

ARTHUR/LADY:
So be strong

CHORUS:
Here comes the bride

ARTHUR/LADY:
Keep right on.

CHORUS:
Here comes the groom

ARTHUR/LADY:
To the end of your song

CHORUS:
Hallelujah

LADY:
Do not fail
Find your Male

ARTHUR:
Dressed in mail
Find your Grail

CHORUS:
Sing Hallelujah they ve found their grail.

ARTHUR:
Life is really up to you
You must choose what to pursue

CHORUS:
A Broadway wedding

LADY:
Set your mind on what to find
And there s nothing you can t do

ALL:
Go and find your grail

ARTHUR/LADY:
So keep right to the end
You ll find your goal my friend

CHORUS:
Find you friend!

ALL:
Then the prize you won t fail
Find your Grail
Find your Grail!

FATHER:(spoken)
Stop that. Stop that. Stop it! No more bloody singing

(Lancelot hits him on the head)

CHORUS:
For this is the show that ends like this!